I’m sure I have worn something too small or too large, too short or too long, too ugly or too over-the-top. But one thing I will never be caught dead in, ok I guess it could be a in-the-moment split, but aside from that…

working out in very thin black leggings. with holes in the butt-crack. two days in a row. doing squats.

Please take this into consideration and don’t wear hole-y pants in public. In fact, throw them away.